Maa ki behen ki boss DK pallu ke neeche...WAH WAH ....great songs that are being sung by little kids on the roads of this so claimed culturally rich country... and this ________ (can't find an adjective) trend is the IN THING for the new hippie pretentious YO YO COOL COOL modern multiplex crowd....its different....Indian viewers in a mindless haste to adapt to every change are sooooooo ready and prepared to accept, absorb and follow everything in the name of NEW and DIFFERENT.Rupees people have started earning in dollars ....COMEEEOOON.....have to change sensibilities like mobile phones and laptops....COMMEOOOON.We are modern mature global viewers....we all have imported items at home and our kids just talk in Englissssssss....We SHOULD/MUST like 'bald' (bold) films......yo man....COMMEON if now we have laughter clubs where we can laugh without any reason... your highness it is still a screened cheapness for which I have paid money.......
I have seen a group of 7-8 year old kids copying sex scenes and kissing scenes when playing FILM FILM on the terrace of a building and parents who sit in the theaters and laugh on the cheapest jokes have no problems about their kids becoming such genius learners ....
Competing Radio stations churning filth more than the other to earn money.....radio jockeys commenting and giggling with such low sense of humor on the dirtiest songs abusing women and then they will go overboard on women's day he he...funny.... and we high class people reaching theaters in our Mercedes are served with cow dung in a cake box and we eat it with giggles .....we the same people who think are miles apart from our drivers or watchman sit and enjoy jokes that they share every two minutes .....but pretentious idiots that we are ....our kids are learning the same nonsense that theirs learn without going to school and yet we are sooo cool and upper class.....a culture which we presumed existed in slums now rests in our drawing rooms and our dhobi's child is less sickly informed than our Youtube watching English speaking brat. .......
I feel like laughing on videos of 'Mile sur mera tumhara' with several artists and dancers showing vast musical and lyrical possibilities in this colorful country......now we are governed by a couple of people who have money and a camera to make us believe that all people in this country are proud to watch porn films with their parents and sisters....and Indians who look up to film folks find everything stylish....imitable ,... humor now is all about the sickest thing you can wrap in dialogues and most vulgar and disgusting things you can write because Mumbai is basically full of struggling writers , directors , singers now....people who either want to taste success at any cost or are starving....and once they know that biggies are finding salable garbage in their unexposed lives, the very reason which was discouraging them from competing with them, they will show you in tons what extent of filth can be served.....now if saheb and mem saheb can laugh on the most sexually constipated fantasy one has....I'm a star..... ... ....to hell with conduct...... and constipation of ideas has reached a state where we make a list of the most disgusting things we can write and then incorporate them in a weird unedited footage called film....
We the suave crowd of India are feeling so creatively obliged that there are people who are entertaining us with something so naughty and different .....you just ask them and they can shit all that content for months and months altogether knowing, all nonsense is at least paid for and paid attention to...which is more than enough.......
people who want to be famous can very well find a way through being infamous.
....and then they say this is new cinema......you even if take 10 births can't make old cinema because for that you need a kitchen to cook not a toilet to defecate.You need a brain that can create something absolutely original not a mind to lift swallow and vomit.....
One such film works and all strugglers open a part of their mind which they always felt is so personal and dirty that they never thought it can be so profitable .....
Whenever someone says 'Aajkal yahi chalta hai ' (all this works now a days) I don't understand if he is demeaning himself or saying how disgusting and pretentious double standard perverts we all are.
Some scenes or words too essential for the script can be understood but this deliberate desperation in a seemingly formula xeroxing mind one after the other is so weird..... How effortlessly few people have managed to shower all the frustration and filth on to us and we come out of theaters all drenched learning to grin on such things from each other...wondering if we are with times.
Children playing in theaters when sex scene are showing in the U/A certificate films....or songs with most disgusting words playing on loudspeakers on all occasions in front of our elders are some new colors of India..:)...Lets see how it shapes up.......
Once someone asked Majrooh Sultaanpuri saheb to write a vulgur song and he replied '' Hum kalam sihayi mein dubo kar likhte hain ...pishaab mein nahin " (To write I dip my pen in ink not in urine )
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